Ok, first of all I would like to apologize for not blogging, I am a horrible person…
But enough of my self Loathing, time for a new subject to talk about:
Actually I have a few mini topics:
1: how in the hell do flight atendants wear heels and skirts the whole flight… they must not be human, cuz i know that if i had to do that… i would die.. not that i wear heels…a lot…
2: why are all gay men bitchy?? ok not ALL gay men, but most are. and I dont understand why? like… i dont get it. maybe its the constant struggle to say “hip”, or that they pores are clogged more that a drain, or the frequent douchings that stress them out… Thoughts? All i know is that gay men scare me… HELLA.
3: Mikas new Cd is kinda amazing so everyone needs to buy it
4: Anyone over this thanksgiving thing? Im all for eating more than i should on a daily basis, so whats the need for the holiday? Plus it seems stressful to host thanksgiving… who wants to cook for 10000000 people and spend the next 3 days cleaning? OOO PLEASE PICK ME! ….. not….
Happy Holidays….
I recently returned from vacation, in which there were many days spent by the pool. During this week of fun in the sun, I had moment of horror. Fat girl, after fat girl walked passed me in the smallest bathing suits possible…. I had to run to the bathroom 7 or 8 times in fear of vomiting, but I digress. What I would like to know is why these girls find the need to wear such small items of clothing? Why not cover up the many rolls, and cottage cheese ass with a cute one piece that makes you look semi attractive? Or wear a cover up when not in the water? I think that these girls think that if they try to wear the same suits as skinny girls they will become a skinny girl… or maybe their mirrors at home are broken… either way i hope that someday they learn that less is not more, and to work with what they have got.
Which I would find REALLY exciting, if he liked women. But to me he is way to out there and way to interested in his pointy toe shoes to small for him vests to pay any attention to a woman. As happy as I am for him trying to like woman, I think my advice would be for him to come out, and for her to come on….
Ok, now I am VERY sorry that she was “bulimic”, but i find it kinda hard to believe… i mean… she was on like 2 episodes, she def wasnt a main character, and if she was on an episode she was like scratching her crotch in the back of the scene, not providing much of that Hills drama. I laughed out loud when I read the caption “the agony of working with the skinny girls” I mean really, she DIDNT WORK with them, she just sat around and caused a little unneeded and unwanted drama. My verdict is that this girl needs to get intouch with reality and find a real job
When you look at this stunning face, you would never guess that she is cooking queen of the food network. Well you would guess it now, because you know who it is, but if you saw it before you knew who she was, you would have no idea who she was.
